Why so serious?

I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

Maus can really strike a pose, I'm sure he's secretly inspired by Derek Zoolander.

He can do "Ferrari"....


...."Le Tigre".......


...and last but not least: "Blue Steel"!


"Magnum" is still work in progress for Maus, I'll be posting it as soon as he learns how to turn left properly. Maus is not an ambi-turner, after all ;)

Happy 7th Birthday Guinness!

..but there's one thing he won't eat...

Such an innocent little face, and still they call me "the shredder"!


It's hard to believe, but the little shredder leaves this mouthwatering carpet untouched...


...it is so purrrr-fect place to have a little nap on, that no harm will come upon this carpet - ever :)

Food Diary of Maus

Dear Diary, today I ate following things:

1. Shoes


2. Curtains


3. Carpet


4. Scratching post


5. Dishcloth ( only when dry, then I can chew nice chunks out of it )


And as seen before, I also like to eat:

6. Toiletpaper

From Kinkku & MAUs in da haus

7. Kitchen paper

From Kinkku & MAUs in da haus

8. Wallpaper

From Kinkku & MAUs in da haus

YUMMY!

Godzilla-Maus

No matter how big a bed - Maus just can't seem to fit in....

Best place for a little zzzz..

On the sofa, right next to the heater - which I cannot adjust 'cause it's broken, so it's pretty hot! Only place warmer would be sauna ;)