JurMAUSsic Park

"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuun for your life fellas, it's the mighty MAUSiraptor!"

MauSS army

Maus has his own little army of Ikea mice in training.


"Our strategy is as follows: You go under the sofa and I'll laugh when humans try to get you out of there. Comprende?"


"A-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenhion - march!!!!"

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Who says Wiiiiiii is just for humans?


Here's Maus whopping some zombie *ss of Resident Evil IV

All the things you can get from Supermarket...

Guinness: "Yippee, our owner has been shopping some food, have to check immediately what goodies I can find from the bag!"


"Bummer, it was just Maus, can't eat him..."

Maus + Jameson = endless fun

I got some summer-whiskey from Tallinn - 4,5 liters of Jameson ( Maus sized ) and the box it came in turned out to be funpark for little Maus ;)


"Where's the whiskey?!?!?"

Securit(m)a(u)s

My place could have the same rules as any airport:

Prepare for security screening, not just your carry-on items but your check-in luggage and your person as well.

Keep your luggage and personal belongings with you at all time ( otherwise you might risk loosing it ).


Any metal item such as buttons, zippers, hair accessories etc. can set off sensitive detectors ( and they will run away with all your loose items ).


Some airports are equipped with "sniffer" scanners. These devices check for chemical and compound resides.

Normal normal

"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience." ~Pam Brown


No s**t, Sherlock ;)